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    One of those days...

    Twas one of them days…… everyone was out to get me !

    1) Daft bitch in a 4x4 (yes phatcat a Volvo) roundabout 1 mile from my house decided it was fine to pull out and block the road – stop and gaupe at me while blocking the road – Strike 1

    2) 20m later, riding through Masham – a junction on the left – dizzy bitch in some 4x4 looks right, stares for ages left and pulls out whilst still looking left – see’s me an stops in the middle of the road ! – at least she apologised… - Strike 2

    3) ok, next “moment” was self inflicted – was a few wet patches and as I hit the gas to overtake a car…. Hit some shit on the road and had a bit of a sideways moment – kin made me smile so maybe 1:2 here!

    4) A group of bikes caught up in a village and the first two passed me… first one on the wrong side of the road and a completely blind corner (not impressed) Firkin idiot !

    5) Pulled to the side to let em all pass… last one - two up with a young lass on the back went passed and I tucked in behind – He rode well, rite to the point where he too went into a blind left on the wrong side of the road.

    Stopped at Hawes and “met” the group – FFS it was his daughter on the back – not impressed at all – seriously - at all.

    6) Ok, next one was me…. Came up to a group of Charlie / Ewen Wanabee’s… I
    Overtook the leader while airbourne over the humps…. I obviously have so much to learn as whilst the zip creaked – it didn’t spilt… (Sorry - Aldo !!!! ) – Guilty !

    7) Decided that, maybe best to back off so head home over the goat track to
    Kettlewell – Hmmmm kin group of cyclists… head down steamin up a hill not even looking where they were going – FFS a Prilly V twin and a hand full of gas (clutch in of course ) and the tw*ts still didn’t want to budge – BUT THEY DID !! - Srike 3 - but maybe that was one to me ?

    8 ) Approaching Starbottom, car parked on the right, slowed down to pass – only
    for some young shit coming the other way to over-take it – whilst not even
    looking where he was going as he was in some fucked up conversation with his
    other half – FFS !!!!!!!! – Strike 4 !

    Gave up at this point – headed home in self preservation mode…… I wouldn’t
    Care, but I set off at 8am to avoid all this shit !!!

    Grrrrrrr !!!!!

    Anyway, rant over - all calm now - wine does that...
    Last edited by felix; July 27th, 2014 at 01:46 PM.

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    f, yer need to dig deep mucker,,,,,,,,,,,yer welcome at fudly towers anytime.

    Yer seriously need a bit of peace and quiet biking and ma nesbitshire is overflowing wae roads to suit.

    That shit disnae happen tae a man who drives a WHITE VAN all the time,,,,,,,,,,,,never mamby pamby,,,,,,,,,,,,stuff it in their face aggressively.

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    Will have to get up there one day A

    tbf its not usually like that once you get out of town.... just one of those days i guess


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    these things are sent to try us mucker

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    Grasshopper you must bend like the reed in the wind.. or some shyte like that.

    Remember, God invented beer for moments just like these...

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    Felix, you need some noisy cans and a bright orange crash helmet with a flashy light on the top.

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    Poor Felix, one of those days when you should have stayed in bed and had a wank.

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    on a day like that he wouldve prob shot it in his gob....

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    I've had a few days like this where I have been right in the mood for a fast blast and one or two things have happened that just made me stop and think.

    Coast it today as something is not right.

    Tomorrow however

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    Quote Originally Posted by grin factor View Post
    Poor Felix, one of those days when you should have stayed in bed and had a wank.
    Kin ell gf.. i nearly spilled me beer !!


    Last edited by felix; July 28th, 2014 at 01:15 PM.

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    R... tomorrow however........

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlafTuono View Post
    Felix, you need some noisy cans and a bright orange crash helmet with a flashy light on the top.
    will try out ot !!


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    Quote Originally Posted by grin factor View Post
    Poor Felix, one of those days when you should have stayed in bed and had a wank.
    Quote Originally Posted by garry View Post
    on a day like that he wouldve prob shot it in his gob....
    Thanks guys, I needed some coffee through my nose today -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    f, yer need to dig deep mucker,,,,,,,,,,,never mamby pamby,,,,,,,,,,,,stuff it in their face aggressively.
    first daft bitch.... nah ya wouldnt... 2nd one however... well she wouldnt even have to ask !


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