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    stupidity, trolling or just mechanical ignorance

    Saw this on f/book.

    It reads- how would I go about turning my 4 stroke 125 into a 2 stroke, does anyone know how to take strokes out of an engine.is a stroke some sort of restrictor
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    Has to be a wind-up, no one can be that thick

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    Quote Originally Posted by grin factor View Post
    Has to be a wind-up, no one can be that thick
    You've not met the wife , but yes, you'd think wind up, from a group called Hampshire bikers, someone had copied to an R1 group I'm a member of,
    He also says " I've heard 2 strokes are faster"

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    Clocked it on facefud mucker,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,apart fae the obvious could it be done.

    Answer why not and I'll think better of you.

    Gauntlet's down c13.

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    "Take strokes out of an engine" wish I'd thought of that

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    Was thinking along the same lines , I want to saw off one cylinder and have a 750 triple as triples seem to be all the rage at the mo ! any advice ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shotgun View Post
    Was thinking along the same lines , I want to saw off one cylinder and have a 750 triple as triples seem to be all the rage at the mo ! any advice ?
    Good idea and I would saw out one of the middle two cylinders as they tend to run hotter anyway

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    My wife moans when I only manage 2 strokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowman View Post
    My wife moans when I only manage 2 strokes

    She'd still be mad at 4...................................

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    Quote Originally Posted by WileeCoyote View Post
    She'd still be mad at 4...................................
    I did find 5 did satisfy her though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    I did find 5 did satisfy her though
    Buwhahahahaha...........................good un
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade View Post
    I did find 5 did satisfy her though
    Are 5 strokes faster, do you know how I can add strokes

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris13 View Post
    are 5 strokes faster, do you know how i can add strokes

    viagra............................................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    Clocked it on facefud mucker,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,apart fae the obvious could it be done.

    Answer why not and I'll think better of you.
    Why not, all u need is a stroke subtraction wrench, simples

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    Quote Originally Posted by WileeCoyote View Post
    viagra............................................
    Tried it wilee, I ended up with spare strokes I couldn't use

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris13 View Post
    Why not, all u need is a stroke subtraction wrench, simples
    Got loads of wrenches,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, so I take two away and I'm sorted or do I throw them all away barr two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aldo View Post
    Got loads of wrenches,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, so I take two away and I'm sorted or do I throw them all away barr two.
    Take two away, leaving you with a 2 stroke, then sell the 2 strokes you've removed to someone with a triple, then they'll have 5 strokes & a happy wife

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    You are all missing the point here If you have a 2 cylinder 4 stroke, then that's 2 strokes per cylinder, so just remove a spark from 1 cylinder and you have a 1 cylinder 2 stroke right? Easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris13 View Post
    Saw this on f/book.

    It reads- how would I go about turning my 4 stroke 125 into a 2 stroke, does anyone know how to take strokes out of an engine.is a stroke some sort of restrictor
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    I don't think the "stroke" is a restrictor more like an illness suffered by the original poster!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hs2300 View Post
    You are all missing the point here If you have a 2 cylinder 4 stroke, then that's 2 strokes per cylinder, so just remove a spark from 1 cylinder and you have a 1 cylinder 2 stroke right? Easy.
    Wouldn't you need a qualified electrician to remove a spark, &will the local waste recycling tip take unwanted sparks. Ours won't even take fridges.

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